F*ck Yer Resolutions: A Treatise on Post-Capitalist Capricorn

Capricorn season is one of my favorites in the astrological calendar, which is why the Gregorian calendar makes me so full of rage. Co-opted by capitalism and western hustle culture, we’re tricked into believing that after a while and raucous Sagittarius season ruled by the god of debauchery, we’re supposed…work harder?!?

So once again this January I’m here to say:

FUCK YeR RESOLUTIONS.